Wan point 1 : planet boyet

once upon a time, there is a planet out there. this planet has weird living things on it. they are weird. they eat babies. why? i tell you why. they can't have more than 60,978 people on it or else the planet will fall apart. like bad cake. so to maintain that much people, they eat babies that are born if no one dies. do you get me? do you not? i have much pity in my heart for you if not...

noong unang panahon, may planeta sa malayo na may nakatirang mga weird na nilalang. weird sila kasi kinakain nila yung mga baby kasi hindi pwedeng lumagpas nang 60,978 ang population nila kundi katay sila. sabug mundo, dude! patay...